Men At The Zoo

I saw a guy toss back his hair

like a lion with his pride

I saw a guy nuzzle his shoulder

like a horse does to his hide

 

I saw a guy kick his foot

like a bull for the chase

I saw a guy scratch his back

with an itchy rhino's grace

 

I saw a guy rub his stomach

like an ape does to his belly

I saw a guy squat and smile

(a pig never thinks it's smelly)

 

Oh, men can be like animals

with wolf whistles and catcalls

but unlike our furry friends

they only manage to appall