Rah Team!

Go team!  Go team!

Rah, rah, rahhhh!

Unless it's marriage

'cause that's so blahhhh!

 

You're a breed that likes teamwork

and the spirit of partnership

But I guess you keep the "fellow"

in things like fellowship

 

You have no use for women

Some things you just don't share

like that beloved remote

and that fluffy cushy chair

 

And women are in the way

in things that truly matter

Like who has the best goalie?

who is the next batter?

 

We could join the team

(like we really care)

and show enthusiasm

and scratch and spit and swear

 

Is it worth it to be married

and show we have a mate?

To say we have a partner

for doing stuff we hate