Rah Team!
Go team! Go team!
Rah, rah, rahhhh!
Unless it's marriage
'cause that's so blahhhh!
You're a breed that likes teamwork
and the spirit of partnership
But I guess you keep the "fellow"
in things like fellowship
You have no use for women
Some things you just don't share
like that beloved remote
and that fluffy cushy chair
And women are in the way
in things that truly matter
Like who has the best goalie?
who is the next batter?
We could join the team
(like we really care)
and show enthusiasm
and scratch and spit and swear
Is it worth it to be married
and show we have a mate?
To say we have a partner
for doing stuff we hate